Noticed a “Embedded Windows” licence sticker on a POS terminal today. Just like the one that comes stuck to your shiny new Dell, that you never plan to run Windows on and can’t buy without an OS.

True Story:Friend of mine was towing a boat on Spring St. Lots of traffic and he was trying to change lanes. Being a defensive driver he used his blinker and attempted to change, no one would let him in. He ends up at the head of the line at the next light. So this guy pulls up beside him rolls his window down to get my friends attention. He rolls his window down and this guy says, “Hey buddy, you know you have your blinker on?”. My friend politely says, “No shite, Sherlock”. The other guy pauses for a sec then says, “Oh; You can get in front of me”.